bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
WWD: How you characterize your aesthetic?
Ellen: I don’t think there is one. I think style is beauty and beauty comes in many forms. The only thing that I will stick with as far as what I’m attracted to is my wife. I don’t think I’ll change on that; she’s my favorite.Ellen in WWD Issue by Bridget Foley, 8th July 2014 (via laugh-dance-ellen)
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.Ellen Degeneres. (via mysharona1987)